BIGGEST!!!!!!!!

after bb exam (gg liao la remember short form 4get wat they stand for!! haiz) went kap with a few of them for lunch. damn long no eat mac, bicmac tastes gooooooood... fries... yummmmm... justin jiayi me took mrt towards pasir ris coz me n jiayi need to go eunos for job interview. almost got lost tks to the "map" drawn by jiayi, lucky manage to find tt building. waited outside the company door WITHOUT aircon, damn hot can!?!!? ask us go back in 10 min, then ask us wait for 5 min, but still wait!!! went we eventually went in 2 young punks walked out. SHIT! we working with young punks?! i will b called uncle!??! omg... after we sat in the "storeroom", the BIGGEST appeared in front of me. omfg reli is DAMN BIG, and IN FRONT OF ME!! *nose bleed* ok its hell of an experience, for noobish me :)

jialat

oh no i reli hope dreams dun come true. last nite i dreamt was abit bald at the top. happen to touch my head then felt a patch of scalp. there were hair but very little, then i changed parting to coverup for tt area. shit i dun wanna become bald!!!!

exams start tml. but sian nxt week then end, y cant they make it continuous everyday then end it this week. hate having so much ample time to study. hello its just 1 sem, how muhc do we need to cover anyway. business mods abit common sense too. gd luck to myself then...

dream

last nite i dreamt i went back to apc. this time not in camp, the "camp" becomes my sec sch css. damn weird, and the name change to chadwick 101. when they fall out we have to shout "chadwick 101"! tts lame... and i remember some1 trying to explain to me y they change the name to chadwick 101, dunno coz of some ppl or some event. their training was held outside the principal office. no familiar faces, poh was teaching them new formation. some stupid boring drill. then he told them after training they can leave alredi, from the back way. dunno wat tt meant but in my dream it means going from the 3rd lvl link to yuqun pri then out from their gate. went back bunk, only 1 person inside. he was standing at dilun's bed but hes not dilun. dunno tok abt wat with him. ok the rest of the dream i 4got alredi... but finall its not a dream abt dota :)

anything but study

HMmm study break, but im not studying at home! ok at least sometimes got go sch study, but like not enuf... cant study at home, tv + comp + DOTA. yar dota, started playing last sat. time schedule supposed to b afternoon study nite dota, end up afternoon slp nite dota. no study! jialat... need to go out to study!!!! whos interested?

theory provened: females, especially old aunties, have all the luck in the world! helped my dad play a few rnds of mj, end up all lose!!! zero wins!!! haven prepare fin ppl game liao, somemore i hit 1!! when i finally got chance waiting liao, ppl game again. WTF!!??! got so lucky or not!!?? somemore my tiles damn sucky

laugh

this is gd stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRpcrYuBnVA&eurl=

singapore shows shld have more of these smart, clever, meaningful, sensible jokes rather than those lame sitcoms tt the actors act stupid to make ppl laugh

*cough cough*

the haze is reli getting bad! *cough cough* HELLO U INDOS!!!! burning causes air pollution IN CASE u dunno. mass burning causes ALOT of air pollution + inconvenience to other countries, eg health hazards. dun always give the excuse weather too hot. duh!~~!! y other countries no problem only u!!!?!? coz ur trees dryer? BULLSHIT! dun fake lor!! no $ to clear land then burn? how smart is tt??? do something leh ecogeeks from tt country, police, government?!?! just let them otot burn meh?!?!!? if u burners have $ to pay fine, use the $ do something better to get rid of the trees la!!! ass... seriously, where is the government when u reli need some action?!

crime watch = gd job

3 THUMBS UP for chan 5's crime watch for broadcasting today's episode with 2 indian cases. 2/3 of the cases were indians that commited the crimes. could have been better if it was all indian culprit stories, but hey im not complaing! 2/3 = 66.66% = 20mins of stupid perverted sick ahnehs commiting crime. y sick? coz the first case is abt 2 of them raping a chin, yes CHINESE gal. the 2nd 1 was an dirty old indian man who cycles past schoolgals and molest them. how sick can these ahnehs be?!!? worse, they dun admit their wrong doings!!! still wanna deny!!! lucky justice was served, using high tech dna testing and helpful citizens both cases were solved. tsk tsk u ppl shld just stick to geylang when u have saved up enuf, though it may take ages for u all to save up to tt amnt. or u can say hello to Mr Left Hand n Mr Right Hand to help u satisfy ur sick pervertic cravings