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Sunday, December 31, 2006

unfair

is there still fairness??? just bcoz its their holiday they can park arnd anywhere they want? the public carpark is just 1 street away but NOOOooo, they r too lazy so they just park along the small road. y not, since the ppl whos in charge of fining such cases are their own ppl. true enuf, from 1+ i leave for ahma hse till now when i reach home, the cars are still there, causing hindrance to the vehicles driving past. NONE got a ticket. so now lets take a look at wat happens during CNY. we park in public carparks, but since we wun take so long during the visiting, we dun put coupon. 1hr later we walk back to the car, WAHLAO! TIO SUMMON! see the difference? bias? unfair? prejudice? racist?

so i came up with 2 deductions. 1, those "ppl" whos in charge of fining ppl who break the law in parking are having their holidays today, thus NOONE is arnd to fine them. but during cny not their festive so they have to work, then they just wallop and whack, anyhow catch. 2, those ppl practice brotherly+sisterly love. "eh brudder relak la dey" so they see own ppl and close 1 eye. hmm not sure, but i just cant find any other explaination..

this hebe gif is damn cute!! was surfing some local discussion forum when some1 used this GIF as his signature, so i koped it :) omg shes damn cuuuuuuuuute

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

omfg

on my way back home on 187, these 2 ladies boarded the bus at the bbdc busstop and sat behind me. guess wat i heard!! it was nitemare of all nitemare to road users... "eh i cant coordinate when turning left n right leh" "i cant MEMORISE where to turn when doing parallel parking leh" these are just examples of wat the lady behind me said. OMG!!! a person who cant differentiate left n right n taking driving lessons!?!? wat if she pass n goes on public road?? hello... there is no MEMORISING of instructions on the road!! plz b street smart n FEEEeeeel the car n not read a user manual while driving it. shit man cant imagine when the lady passes her tp!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

female WAT!?!?

plz plz PLZ ban female drivers from the road. ROAD HAZARD CAN!? can they set higher requirements for females to pass? not just let the tester touch abit then pass, or wear damn sexy let tester see till eyes shiok then pass. CAN USE SKILL?!?! there is NO such thing as last min braking, think of all the cars/bikes behind!!! as usual, a female driver almost cos me to buang, this time head first to the back of her car. filtering left, horizontal traffic green light alredi, so i see the car in front maintain speed so i tot HE is as clever as me wanna beat the oncoming cars, so i nvr decrease speed. suddenly tt car zham break at zebra crossing!!! @*#&!* i zham front brake dpwn gear swerve away. lucky no1 crossing the zebra crossing!! kns then i turn arnd, FEMALE DRIVER!!! lucky the cyclist haven cross the zebra crossing yet. y... y cant she look far way b4 the zebra crossing, then slow down first... NOOB! wan me to bang u then fly n die rite!! beech

Thursday, December 21, 2006

$$

jackie chan is DAMN rich!!!! his studio alone is bigger than my hse, in it has his collections, products, office departments, a place for him to slp n bathroom, his clothes, omg many many!! he has 1200 bottles of wine!! he shops for antiques in bulks!!! omg i cannot take it... his photos are TONS n TONS. i know... he has worked hard n suffered alot b4 getting this rich, but still, hes damn rich!!!! omg i cannot take it alredi, better not continue watching this interview with him.

been rotting at home everyday, no $ to go out. camp at home wait for food. when will the pay come!!?!? u lazy bums.... work on it!!! there are ppl out here with no $ to top up farecard!!! finally i HEARD the ipod has arrived. this is weird coz only after i let them know i gonna report to police then the ipods "arrive". wait for justin to cfm with me how the ipods are like, i suspect refurbished though.. sighhh... well, better than nothing i suppose. but wat a time to arrive, just when i was hoping for a refund the ipod come. can i eat ipod??

Friday, December 15, 2006

understooded?

for once can those hairdressers plz LISTEN n REMEMBER wat the customer wants? once again, my side is short, 1 side longer than the other, sigh... i told her to trim thin, keep the side n back long. ABIT of additional info, i wan the sideburn to not b too long coz i wanna put my hair behind my ear. then she say not nice if just trim sideburn, so she cut tt part short!!! then the part nearer to the back she keep abit longer!! omg!!!! its too short to not put the hair behind the ear, and too long to do so, ARGH dunno how to describe. then the centre still as long and thick. hello??? did u 4get to KEEP THE SIDE AND BACK LONG? doesnt mean i say i wan to put the hair behind my ear as the last sentence, then u can use it to overwrite wat i said b4. sigh... i dun wanna gel my hair... damn lazy..... NOOOOOOoooooooo

Thursday, December 14, 2006

damn dumb can

increasing the wage limit from $750 to $1000 for ppl who contribute 5% of their cpf. hello? might as well dun change!! do u know how many ppl in this country actually earns 750-1000? then how bout those who earn 1000++? like poly grads who get 1500? 1500 with 20% cpf = take home $1200, then with the al-high GST, wat can we do with $1200? being filial-kid-generation, we still have to give mnthly allowance to our parents. HEY!! do some maths!! how much is left in our banks after giving + paying + buying (necessities). tt means we have no xrta $ to enjoy, and only after we can retrieve $ from cpf, which is like 55? so old enjoy wat?! sure... 20% cpf is nothing for ppl of the higher class. well they get like wat, at least 5k per mnth? 20% = 4000 to bring home. still complain not enuf? well, can try NOT living in pte estates, eating hawker centre rather than restaurants, enjoy la kopi sessions than wine sessions, cheap sports like basketball than golf or yachting. 4k is ALOT to many alredi. its not like every1 gets so much per mnth, so wat if we have savings when we are old? can we live tt long? we slog throughout our middleage, just to have enuf $ to spend on our kids when we r old? makes no sense, especially to middle-class ppl like us, who DO NOT earn at least $5k per mnth. getting $3k per mnth is alredi a problem.

and wats with this automated multistorey carpark? making lazy singaporeans even lazier? can u spend our tax $ on something better or not? re-paving roads or free upgrading of hdb? wats the use of automated multistorey carparks? ok it will b better for female drivers since they can park or drive properly, but still, WAT FOR MAN!? trying to show how advance technology is? use tt $ to find cure for aids or cancer la...

Sunday, December 10, 2006

shhhhhh

shit man i reli think i shld onvert back to the ultra quiet me. it seems tt ppl are getting to know more of my feelings and thinkings and starting to mistaken me. but wldnt it b weird to not tok or start a conversation when its just me and another person? it wld seem so boring, so quiet. but cannot leh... when im toking cok ppl start to believe wateva i say, then spread arnd to others who think its 100% real, or when i say how i feel abt stuff they think im blah blah blah. argh... to be silent or not to be, how how how??

Saturday, December 09, 2006

GBA SP + 256mb memory cartridge for sale!

as the title has shown, im selling my gba sp with the 256mb memory card. any1 interested or knows any1 who wants to buy? selling gba + charger + 256mb memory card + cables for $180. help me spread the news plzzzzzzzz

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

unlimited vulgarities

^#%!%!$.... i almost fail a module!!! WTF?!?!? i got 51% for ob!!!! damn spoiler la this result. the rest is ok, just this stupid 51% spoilt everything!! wah lau although the grp proj got 50%, but i got credit for indiv ppr wat!! total get 51% is damn pathetic, sian...

this stupid chinaman friend of lijia's, knn see liao wanna slap, somemore 1 person win 3 ppl in mj. knn he heng nvr sit under me only, all 2.5 rnds sit under lijia. just dun understand, wats with the china MAN and china WOMAN? whenever u see the women u wun get as bias and aggitated as u wld to men rite? y? coz we r males? the gals are pretty? for some yes but not all wat, even those not-so-nice ones see alredi also wun dislike them. but for men, wah lau see alredi wanna just slap them lor. take away the spitting, unrecognisable language, foul breath, wat else is wrong with these men? im chinese too!!! dun they ever learn or get caught for spitting? damn uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

bday + destiny = not drunk?!

alan held his bday celebration at destiny, and he wasnt drunk! act drunk nia, but still can tok and walk normally. pui!!! smart, ppl offer him he dun wanna drink keep walking away. woo cutie waitress was there again with another gal. she seems to work there everynite? haha. weird, weiming was the most drunk 1, in the cab he lied on caihui's leg and slept all the way. b4 tt at kopitiam he alredi slping there alredi zZzZ. y is the bday boy not dead drunk but another person is??? how can!? coming 16th his turn alredi, cant wait to get drunk? hehe

Saturday, December 02, 2006

wedding dinner

went to 楼下 auntie's daughter's wedding dinner last nite at raffles city shopping centre. wow she has become so pretty, or izit makeup doing wonders again. i was sitting at the table when this malame start serving my family. its then i start to realise, wtf, so many malames and little kids working as waiters in this restaurant. this hotel is kinda smart to hire such cheap labour, cheap and unprofessional. when the food is served, waiter changed to "ahneh". damn clumsy, first he spilt the bottle of vinegar, nxt toppled over some1's drink, and later another person's drink. he stepped on my shoe a few times too. worst, he sounded and acted gay!!

toking bout gay, the groom's name was william. theres this joke me and justin were toking abt in the office tt william was a gay name. i almost cldnt hold back my laughter when the announcer read out the groom's name. note to all guys, plz plz PLZ train to drink ABIT of alcohol. i din know how much the groom drank, but cldnt be much since its his wedding dinner. but i saw him being supported out of the ballroom and b4 we left they told us the groom still outside, puking i guess >.<