Misses n Hates

i miss having a bike, personal transport and cheap
i hate squeezing in pub transports, smelly students n ahpeks, after-office squeezy MRT
i miss my ahma, i nvr visit her last week :(
i hate tuition sessions, burn my nites n waste my time teaching hard with little payout
i miss holidays, carefree and ample of slp
i hate schooldays, Fing morning lessons, i need slp!
i miss good food, its time i pamper myself instead of the frequent kopitiam
i hate ippt, does it matter we can do far SBJ during wartime?
i miss having long hair, waxing n washing hair are troublesome processes now
i hate empty vessels, stfu nub!
i miss peace n quiet, lots of empty vessels arnd
i hate Them, yar i still and will always hate Them

STFU

can u plz b considerate? plz turn down ur karaoke volume and not disturb ppl living at the opposite block. yes opposite block, not ur naighbours. i think some1 shouted "diam la!" alredi, but u are non-chinese, so i guess u dun quite know he wants to to STFU! if u feel like entertaining us, sing properly plz, not like some1 who is going to die. together with ur wife, i think u 2 can go join suria's couple competition if u wanna attract attention tt much. with ur singing capability, im sure u will be on tv, im sure the show needs to show funny parts to let the viewers laugh at ppl like u. if u want to disturb ppl right from the start, y dun u sing at nite? when the neighbourhood is quieter, then ur lousy singing will have more effect, disturb more ppl. oh or u nite time need to go deliver pizza or mac then no time? tts y u cannot sine with ur buddies at the void deck and play guitar sing song to train ur vocals rite. poor thing.. ok la give u chance, sing now with ur wife lor, faster sing if not police come...

Lessons 4 Work

> > > Lesson 1
> > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour' she replies. 'Great!' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
> > Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

> > > Lesson 2
> > A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologised 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak'. Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
> > > Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

> > > Lesson 3
> > A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish'.'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world'. Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life'. Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up', the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch'.
> > > Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

> > > Lesson 4
> > An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
> > > Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

> > > Lesson 5
> > A turkey was chatting with a bull.. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
> > > Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

> > > Lesson 6
> > A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
> > > Moral of the story:
> >1 Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
> >2 Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
> >3 And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut

i wan my hair back

hello which part of "centre part dun cut too short, i wanna style" do u not understand!?!? i was wearing specs so i cant see how much she is cutting. the previous hair i find the sides abit not long not short so i decided to go market cut the sides short. went to caihui's introduction, catherine, walk in then the usual auntie not there, become this malaysian lady. sian alredi walk in so forced to let her cut. through toking then find out the boss (auntie) on holiday zZzZz. anyway.. i wanted to keep my centre part long so i can style it to either messy or neat, something like edison. after i wear my specs i was WTF!?!? then i say out "wah so short?" she say "no la u still can style it, can be flat down or spiky." ELOW I ALREDI TELL U I DUN WAN SPIKY RITE!?! fark my hair now like army, short till only can have 1 standard hairstyle. i dun see how i can make it messy now... ARGHHHHHhh i feel so armified... CPL How..

scaryyyyyy

ok i just got back home from drinking session. like any other nites, i took the lift up to lvl 6 and walk to the flight of stairs of my apartment. kinda drunk so i looked on the ground when walking, just as i was abt to turn to the flight of stairs, i raised my head and saw this old man at the corner flight of stairs along the corridor. wtf its like 4+am and hes wearing berms with socks n shoes, standing there looking at me!! it took me like 1 sec to glance up b4 turning, and it scared the hell outta me. i hurried down the stairs and unlock my door, afraif he wld follow me and barge into my home, luckily he din. izit a "he" or a "it"? wtf wld an old man stand at the end of the corridor at 4+am looking at me walk along? its damn damn scary, somehow i felt safe entering my door and locking it, be it a "he" or "it". if its a he, he cant get through the door, if its a it, im protected by my god altar. im not tt drunk to halucinate, it reli was an old man standing at the end of the corridor. lucky i did not notice him till b4 i turned to my flight of stairs, if not i sure dun dare walk along the corridor. farking scary can!!?!?