adopt your own virtual pet!

Thursday, September 29, 2005

larkie

wah shiok lor this week. pass 2 important events. actually i think 1 of them is considered major than important. ya la spds last 100 lor. me shaun sirong take only. taken by gerard the devil lai. wah lau tio whack like siao can. macham he know my weakness jit tao call us run. run like arnd 18 rounds in total so its like 7.2km! wah lau run till no breath liao then still wan us to shout out loud timing. bastard. run till my leg almost cramp + knee muscle damn tight cant move. his motive cfm is to whack lor. come down only puch our helmet liao. CFM drop 1 leh, he scoop instead of push. almost kana him run coz nvr greet. heng we argue we on standing parade hehe damn smart.

2ndly just now pass my 5.02! 2nd attempt liao, haiz first fail so far. anyway scared drop off plank like last time then tio immediate failure so this time went up the plank quite fast. but ehhhh the timing can make it leh. to me alredi fast liao but actually just nice. hmm wierd. nvm la then end up got 8 pts again but different mistakes. haha when i hear ppl spent so much to pass this lesson i hear liao SONG! damn am i gd.. :) road here i come.

afternoon went to cut hair. fark la i tell him cut back last time tt 1 he say ok. but end up ultra different lor! only slope no shape. then the back keep till so long. wanna save time also not like tt 1 mah. the storeman from sop was also there to cut. haha he tio with the barber!! wah lau king also say he din expect tt ahgua to scold "fark" and throw his shaver. the indian also ass 1 la, so attitude. but according to the barber the indian alredi bue song b4 his turn to cut liao due to queue issue. aiyar dunno la not my business. but din expect the barber's mood to be so affected till ut my hair till so ugly. as usual 1 high 1 low. sianzzz. wei le save $, BOBIAN!!!

sian lor no more mach4 liao. think can close down spds armory then. dunno which bastard's idea to use AR15 for spds too. wah lau finally pass out liao but now have to retrain everything with AR15. damn hard leh + waste of time lor. AR15 everything so different from mach4, dunno how to rotate liao la. how to asap enter squad like tt!! somemore got the bornet in front, wanna stab ppl to death izit!! wah lau even overseas SPDS also use mach4 lor. y must our SPDS "ACT" special. damn sian no more tradition, no more stunts.

Monday, September 26, 2005

steeeeeeeeeamboat

last nite sk, wendy, zm, yy, rx + bf and i went marina for steamboat to celebrate me and zm bday. frankly speaking tt was the first time i went there for steamboat. heard so much abt tt place famous for their steamboat but ncr go b4 coz no jio! anyway after we left the mrt stat immediately got ppl "la ke" alredi. they gave out phamplets and keep asking ppl to go their outlet. they even hire mini buses to fetch those ppl there. wat expert marketing skills they have! tot was a damn gd idea. although they might even damn little or even loss if no1 decides to eat at their place. but heck care, the idea was gd

makan at some dunno wat long place. not bad la. but damn gniao on the plates and bowls given. eat and eat till in the end me and zm pia the chutchut and lala. din eat so much though coz scared tio hepB. after tt go arcade. TMD the rx bf (brian) say he only know how to play kof, but he's not bad at it leh. loss to him twice sianz. bobian leh... dunno how to play later versions. think it was the "neswest" version ar. after tt boring... go home lo.. they gave us 2 envelopes to choose, 1 containing the lesser $, heng heng i kana the 1 with more $, but aiyar only $15 more. anyhow choose also nvm la. oh yar yy was sick tt day but she still came. so totful or her. THUMBS UP TO U CHAN YU GUAT!

hmm bought a pair of kakis from giordano. 30% sales leh kana attracted inside. $32 hai hao la. firs kaki owned! came back home and saw mindy online. try to otk to her abt the prob she having with lisi and duagu. aiyar dunno how to tell lisi how mindy feels leh. also cant tell off mindy coz scared later spoil our relationship. argh... so damn stressed.

browsed through websites on hp and sales of bikes. sianz the samsung e530 reli is for gals 1! the functions fit me so well. argh wasted. think forced to buy 730 liao. sianzzz boring appearance leh. the kawa krr150 not bad leh... price also just nice for me. but udnno much abt bikes need to ask others for advice. dunno got wat other 150cc bikes out there so must ask them and scan more b4 buying. more importantly must pass the circuit evaluation this coming wed!!!

Friday, September 23, 2005

Pleased

okok b4 starting, i think i shld give myself and the platoon a round of applause. *clap clap* wah lau we got through 3 continous days of warmup can? 25 counts of 8. 2 - 5, its like 1 step away from last 100 only. ok our arms hurt like hell now but hey we made it lor. farking shiong can? 10 - 10 -5. wtf not 10 - 5 - 5 - 5 lor. haha then the sergeants was beside us doing theirs too. but wtf only 5 counts of 8. NO KICK AR! but finally, they know wat weve been through and wat we r going through, that will shut their mouth once and for all!

zzz the anime now like getting more and more sian leh. the subtitles too small liao la. not interesting stories also. feel like giving up watching them. tml got prac, in the MORNING! first time learning under sunlight. normally is evening or nite. scadely first fail is due to the sunlight. tmdz. can learn in morning coz tml off, and shaun promised to meet me. he better lor, if not i take morning prac for wat!!

argh.. arms ache like crazy. cant type no more. cant lift them to type on keyboard. gtg... watch the new anime i dl. like abit boring but at least its on bball. hehe

Monday, September 19, 2005

wedding bells

pui heng jie jie got married today. well chinese marriage of coz. they got back from some overseas country they migrated to, think US. well afternoon my family went to their home for the serving of tea thingy. yar i just stood at 1 corner see them serving tea to the elders. best part is in the end when they "officially" are married they give out angbaos to the kids. and being single im still considered as a kid so i got a $10 angbao yay~ haha. nite time went to the dinner at meritus madarin hotel. some cockups in the seatings end up i sat alone with clementi ahpak's family + 5th pakliong and family. starting abit shy but luckily my cousins started the conversations then i replied to them. think also coz of the booze tt made me more open ba haha. oh yar later tt nite i think clementi pakliong got abit high. kept toking cock nonstop haha. wanna make me drunk? nooo way... :P

oo during the dinner i finally got to see rebecca (if this's the correct spelling) tokked to her abit asked her hows she doing and stuff. hmm kinda cute, still got the same face as when she was young. still cant forget me pampering her to slp in the spring sarong. wah lauzz kope my slping place hehe. short as hell but her voice is DAMN DAMN DAMN sweet. yar and i mean DAMN sweet! can say tt im totally attracted to the way she speaks and her voice. the combination is supeeeeeeeeerb. hmm see fate how ba haha.

kana COS on sat. damn damn damn sian!! miss nite time soccer somemore!!! totally bored to the max. watch tv also damn sian. whole day its just me and tv. think the boredometer reached its peak for the first time in 21 yrs. NVR EVER wanna do weekend cos again... NEVEEEEeeeeer!! unless i got FHM or dvd player then its a different story hehe

Saturday, September 17, 2005

cb

wtf kana dua lor! firstly, shaun's FRIEND promised us tt shorts is allowed to enter indochine. then when we went there all the way from chompchomp, the faggot looking BF of shaun's friend came to us to sell the tix. F**k nvr even treat us like friends, just stuff shaun the tix then collect $ walk off liao. and he cfmed AGAIN tt andy' shorts is allowed to enter. then we waste our time queue then end up our turn andy kana rejected. WTF!!! TIO FAKE!! even the gf also lanlan go find HER BF. then when the BF came he say house rules bobian. bobian ki lan! shithead! saddest thing is shaun kept apologising to him. FOR F**K!?!!?!? he shld b the 1 saying sorry to us and he din lor. for wat say sorry to tt faggot!?!?! wah lau so humble gamlan?!!?!? ok u say u say sorry to her coz she's sad u cant accompany her. then we there for?!? be xtras?!?!?! DUNNO LA! F**k tt faggot, f**k the gf too...

btw got the pics from cohesion day + night...

DAY:

wat has army done to this poor undernurished

the owner of the cameraphone has some kinda cockhair


NIGHT:

yar its the 4 of us again. not for long coz im gonna quit smoking!

he doesn't like his picture taken

with our sergeant. im not that close to him obviously

Thursday, September 15, 2005

zZzZzz

wah lau fArking shag... last nite watch betis vs pool till 4+ then slp. morning woke up at 650 then went camp at 7. eyes cant open lor while driving. car got abit sway left and right haha but heng no accident. siammed the liferun hehe then after do saikang area cleaning. have to open up all the drains and wash the inside. wtf ultra shag + no breasfast, how to do!? somemore chao pingzigun just stand there command here and there nvr help. tmd tml still have to do area cleaning lor. the sergeants better automatic ask plt2 to do then dun ask us do hor. today only we + 2 istant do only. Z-E-R-O plt2 ppl appeared. knn!

zzz still very tired. come home watch tv till fell aslp. if not for the coffee turning cold i wun wake up liao. ZzZZ... later still need to watch Manu match. glory glory.. think tml cfm faint liao -.-zZ

wtf is 98.7 doing? y their new DJs so lousy? sure they grad from the academy or not?? y their topics so lame and boring? the musics still ok but too much of music la! the topics keep repeating and the words they use always the same. real disappointing

recently got this news saying 2 guys kana caught for racism in their blog. ehh lucky so far no ahnehs or malames make me angry. if not mayb ill be the 3rd to kana caught liao. but think those 2 guys also stupid la. wanna criticise also use normal words wat. they use vulgarities all these shit cfm tio 1 wat. somemore think they posted in some blogs tt shared with many ppl 1 rite.. ge dumb. disgrace to racists arnd haha =p

Saturday, September 10, 2005

~SaiKangWarrior~

tmdz yest drew lots then kana do sai kang for stupid reservists' range. early morning wake up at 5. lucky the nite b4 3sg hairil alredi load the stuffs up, left with water and ice and food for us to load. EEEEeeeezzzzz. went SAFTIMI for the range. sian ar no canteen, only ninja van. but also gd la can help me save $. unload stuffs + do sandbag. KNS coz morning rained then the sand all turn mud liao. instead of fill sandbag like fill mud leh. rest of the day do sai kangs like ammo and ration distribution. ZzZzZzZzZz nite time feed mosquito also... ge sian. somemore coz morning rain then i predict our rifle cfm rust. stupid 3sg francis nvr let us maintain rifle somemore. tues GOH cfm cham liao lor. byebye uniform...

hoho finally SPDS got some progress liao! slacker Sam taught us how to march and do grp1 & 2 shoulder slope and recovery. ehhh not as difficult and cyclemotor as i tot. tried with just sirong and shaun. wooo nice... ground knock all together 1. today wasted so many parked reservists' cars then cannot try. end up HongEn teach us new COG drills. got new drills like tamil tapping, rest all did b4 during NDP. shiok after this can mount squad lo...

KNN kranji MO dentist chut stunt. last time went to see dentist for my wisdom teeth. today they say they lost my xray then wanna take again. then the appointment today i also dunno for wat actually. end up have to suffer the torturous xray taking again. tmdz so wat if the doctor take personally, still have to take rite? still have to wait for another appointment rite? alredi waited 2 mnths liao now have to wait another 1 mnth. TMD! spoil my plan to siam AHM + tues GOH. now have to go till padang on sunday morning just to run 6km then tues have to wake up early again to do boring GOH.

** chao OC u always got nothing better to do. THIS IS MP APC. Active Provost Company. we do parades, not chiong sua! fitness is important but NOT THAT important will have to train everyday and run everytime. u are no longer in ur signaller unit. u wan fitness u go back there. always ask us do fitness training where we find strength to do parades. SPDS training alredi tough enuf u know!? oh yar u dunno, coz u dun even know how to rotate 1 single round. nor do simple vertical order slope. u lousy weakling. fark uuuuuuuu. hope some1 forwards this then eventually ends up to u. saying it to u face to face and offence rite? charge me here la~**

Thursday, September 08, 2005

guard my ass


y izit my company always doing everything? y guard duty too? wats the pt of doing guard duty? it only makes the men tired and weak. even if theres an intruder do they think the prowlers have the strength to fight them off? damn shag can!? rest 2 hrs duty 2 hrs. can get enuf slp during the 2 hrs meh? have to do sai kang after the duty till dismount somemore. ARGH!! new birds faster come take over guard duties!! shaun useed his hp to take some videos on me and him prowling and resting. damn funny... if kana outsiders see liao cfm we kana charge.

wah lau now feeling abit sick. whole body aching from SPDS warmup + not enuf slp. feel like puking... trying to quit smoking too. tonite i shall start quiting! am i too hungry? or just feeling too tired. argh.. feeling unwell is such an agony... later gotta bk in at 930 somemore. BUT no car!! wtf my mum chut stun... if i know no car i wun come back liao wat. now how am i going to go back camp??? cab??? WASTE $ LOR!!! sian arrrr......

Sunday, September 04, 2005

werp


wah aloy intro me this new game. like playing cs online like tt just tt die liao wait 5 secs can respawn liao. kill and kill... not bad can kill losta time. tried playing the game abit very ez to learn coz like cs. only bad thing is ppl with higher lvl got better stats than u then u ezier to get killed by them. http://www.gunzonline.com

won the FHM "The Cave" sms contest. got 2 free tix to watch it on wed but no1 to watch with me! saddd. wanted to give to zm and yy watch but they not free. eventually gave ruixian. damn troublesome spent whole afternoon to settle the 3rd party thingy. scadely do so much but all a scam nia kns...

monday starting bike prac stage 3. sianz getting harder and harder but still haven fully grasp the technic to control bike. still will wide turn and wobble when checking blind spot for too long. hope can sun sun again then pass till TP over!! ASAP get license = SHIOK!!

Friday, September 02, 2005

dunno leh...

today plt2 off then whole day we slacked. morning have to do the stupid oc fitness training, which he didnt even turn up. heng 1SG pok also hate the boliao training then give us abit 5bx then let us go liao. went back bunk to slp till lunchtime ate mee robus sirong bought for me. after tt played pongpong with kianteck. he say not only he say my drill not sharp but CI hanzhong also said so. wah lau loooooooooooowwww morale!!!! then i tell him bobian leh i demoralised by my plt then he say i shld follow shaun do wateva times also forcedul and garang. hmm dunno la.. low morale.. lose to shaun..

knn this mnth kana 4 friday guard duty + 1 weekend cos. knn plt2 qie us. i wanna trash them in everything!!!! table tennis or spds also trash!!! F U PLT2 ASSES!!!!

wah bike prac damn heng. instructor in the end say some of us borderline passes, and im 1 of them. phew... tonite is right turn + lane change + blind spot + up slope. kana stopped say i check blindspot wrongly and too fast. a few wide turns too. tot cfm fail heng pass. but think nxt lesson wun so heng liao

WTF weilian won??? PUI!!! use sympathy!!!!! hes just like a normal guy wat. he got Gfs and he even ssmokes lor. wth... think the public dunno only if not he out long ago liao. cant believe he won. aiyar actually dun like kelly too, coz SIA!!!! but i dun hate her as much as weilian. coz at least she doesnt use sympathy votes... sheesh am i being too evil? jealous even? hhaa nah cant b jealousy coz i dun even sing!! must b the public's sympathy tt allowed him to win. lauzzz