izit so?

is my hand too stumpy? fingers too fat? hands too meaty? every1 says so leh, say my hand like very meaty. huh got meh? where got such thing. but sian leh jer teach me guitar, try liao but finger keep touching other chords. proven tt y fingers stumpy???? kaoz dun wanna b a quitter, but like forced to do so... :(

ponderr

sesame street big bird... the guy inside the costume, if his arms are the bird's arms and legs are the bird's leg, how tt guy control the mouth movement of big bird? by moving his mouth? how how how???

Satur Day

have to set alarm wake up earlier to go HKL, pay installment and get my side signal light fixed. sianz go all the way to bukit merah just to do these 2 stuffs then go home. nvm at least got to see the shop helper. woo she wore contacts today, not bad not bad :P

came home slack abit b4 going lot1 train kof. kns nvr get to train at all. only got 1 machine the occupied by pros. sianz. after tt bball! but play abit rain liao. go jer hse see him play dota, while the rest play with music. tried playing the guitar but cannot even set my fingers rite to get the key, so gave up >.< sent eric home. HE IS HEAVY CAN!? bike wobble like siao upon moving off. almost langa wall! dunno is he too stiff or just plain heavy


lonely army guys eating supper at kim sum leng:

anger management

knn la tt ass came back from taiwan yest. come back kpkb arnd, somemore xtra sit in the bus take up seat. his partner also abit getting on my nerves, dunno y but just got a feeling they share the same tots abt stuff. throughout the day think of ways to whack him. got punch kick pinch strangle pull knock so many more... but i still like holding him by the neck then push him against the wall, NO MERCY. today his underlings kana promoted. wtf.. gay instructors? is this going to b the start of a new criteria to b an instructor. nuff said... where is my artic? where is the chance?

bunch of ahguas

before the assasination

easy obvious riddle

my playground, my turf

the only challenger, GONE! 无敌是寂寞的

gimme peace

sian kana reserve for SAF day. have to train and memorise more drills. cant handle COG alredi now have to memorise more stuff, overloooooooooooooad. i wanna ORD peacefully. let me slack, let me slp, let me get free army pay without doing anything :) haiz tml got 48 men GOH and im reserve! fadlu say not enuf ppl, RELI??? sure?? cfm?? aiyar dunno la. LL suck thumb. but if tml kana catch hair i sure ultimate hot and dulan.

last weekend did MJ marathon. fri nite went AMK play with dilun and his cousins. lose to dilun in the end ( kns __ ) but aiyar just play play la. after tt slp awhile in the hse b4 heading to shaun hse to play with zaini and yongcheng. woaahhh starting lose, behind then fight back. but won not enuf to cover for the loss to dilun. bobian play too small alredi.

kns giam sir postpone the dinner treat again. when will we ever get our free dinner!!! so busy meh? today went to the taka levis sale. arghhhh after buying 1 levis jeans for 99 then jer brought me to zara see see, then i saw 1 nice jeans!! also 99!!! wtf... waste $ on the normal levis. NNOOOOooooo!!!!!! saw sharon there, wah wed she also there, everyday go there shop for clothes rite, no1der always see her in new clothings. new clothes paid by guys rite tt y can keep affording, by giam sir rite!!!! tt y he no $ treat us the dinner he owe us till now. knsssss

Ponder

if u owe ur friend $1000, and 1 day he becomes a wanted criminal and he wans u to return him just $500 and the debt will b cleared. will u pass him the $?

- he is ur friend
- he hasnt forced u to return him the $
- the return is just 1/2 of wat u owe
- the police will track u down

will u take the risk? will u leave him in the lurch? will u play it safe? will u save ur own ass? will u abid the law?

WHAT THE FARK?

i will like to THANK all female drivers out there for letting me experience the wonders and thrills of getting involved in an accident. YES i kana accident yesteraday. raining so drove like 100++km/hr rush home. just when im reaching jurong town hall exit some bitch just on left signal change lane. WtF? im going to bang into it! force me steer and horn her. rear tire skid then shifted right then left then finally i flew. farking hurt my knees and hip. lucky nvr hit head or upper body. and wat was her reaction? she just drove beside me ask me "u ok or not?" ask me like 4-5 times then she drove off. SMLJ!?!?! ride car kana accident ride bike also kana accident, caused by female drivers for BOTH TIMES! __ to u O+

cost me like 400+ to repair the bike. somemore repair liao everything became so different. gear pedal dunno higher or lower than b4, foot rest at different angles, and the worst is i cant corner anymore!!!! got a feeling my bike would skid whenever i step on the rear brake. so now i have to reli S-L-O-W down then start to turn. even so i will still b afraid to step on the rear brake hard enuf to slow down the bike. phobia of rear braking, wtf leh... might as well say i cant speed anymore. fark laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i dun wanna skid, i wanna spEEd

如果我有一把artic的话...

if i had an artic...

1) be the first person to discover and kill a 2-headed man-snake (fark u Mr Chua)
2) kill those who always give stupid ideas tt only make things convenient for themselves
3) kill late dicks who think they have the right to do so
4) order/malign me as though they are my parents
5) whack slackers who slack arnd doing nothing while im suffering
6) butt stroke ppl who careless abt their responsibility
7) aim at wussies just to scare the shit outta them
8) kill whoeva tt pisses me till my anger-limit overflows just a tiny bit

Haha IF i had an artic... HMMmmm :D